◆ SHELBOURNE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION◆ MEMBERSHIP UP 400% (IT'S 5 PEOPLE)◆ NEW BOLLARD SPOTTED ON QUADRA◆ COUNCIL SURVEY HAD ONE QUESTION◆ YOUR LEFT TURN IS IN OUR THOUGHTS◆ DETOUR ENTERS THIRD YEAR◆ COOK STREET IS NOW FUBAR
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The Classics Grief & Identity The Street Series The Civic Wing
THE CLASSICS

The originals

The four that started it. Still the best sellers.

10 designs · $6
I brake
for
bollards
I Brake For Bollards
Sticker · 3.75"×2.2"
$6
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★ VOTE YES ★
Save
the car
lane
Save The Car Lane
Sticker · 3"⌀
$6
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Big pylon
energy
Big Pylon Energy
Sticker · 3"×3.5"
$6
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Keep Saanich
weirdly driveable
Keep Saanich Weirdly Driveable
Sticker · 3.75"×2.5"
$6
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A HERO'S JOURNEY
My commute
was sacrificed
My Commute Was Sacrificed
Sticker · 3.75"×2.6"
$6
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The war on
left turns
The War on Left Turns
Sticker · 3"×3"
$6
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SURVIVAL BADGE
I survived
Shelbourne
Street
2022 – ????
I Survived Shelbourne Street
Sticker · 2.9"×3.5"
$6
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One more
bike lane
will fix
everything
trust the process™
$6
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CERTIFIED
Local
traffic
enjoyer
"this is fine."
Local Traffic Enjoyer
Sticker · 3.75"×2.4"
$6
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FUNDED IN PART BY
$250M
ACTIVE TRANSPORTATION GRANT
NO LANES WERE ADDED IN THE
MAKING OF THIS STICKER
Funded by a $250M Grant
Sticker · 3.75"×2.4"
$6
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COLLECTION 01

Grief & Identity

7 designs · $6–8
ROAD DIET · RECOVERY · CLUB GREATER VICTORIA CHAPTER EST. 2026
The Club Seal
Sticker · 3.5"⌀
$8
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This used to
be a road
This Used to Be a Road
Sticker · 3.75"×2"
$6
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Another
lane gone
too soon
Another Lane Gone Too Soon
Sticker · 2.9"×3.5"
$6
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Lane
reduction
survivor
Lane Reduction Survivor
Sticker · 2.8"×3"
$6
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CERTIFIED · FILE No. RDRC-0447
Regional
planning victim
Regional Planning Victim
Sticker · 3.6"×1.8"
$6
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I
remember
roads
I Remember Roads
Sticker · 2.6"⌀
$6
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Left turn
refugee
Left Turn Refugee
Sticker · 2.8"×2.8"
$6
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COLLECTION 02 · NEW

The Street Series

One shape, five colourways. Collect the street that personally wronged you.

ALL FIVE
$25
I MISS THE OLD
Shelbourne
Shelbourne
2.25" · $6
View · $6
I MISS THE OLD
Cook St
Cook Street
2.25" · $6
View · $6
I MISS THE OLD
Gorge
Gorge Road
2.25" · $6
View · $6
I MISS THE OLD
Blanshard
Blanshard
2.25" · $6
View · $6
I MISS THE OLD
Tillicum
Tillicum
2.25" · $6
View · $6
Shelbourne
deserved
better
Shelbourne Deserved Better
Sticker · 2.7"×3.3"
$6
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FOR THE RECORD
Cook Street
was innocent
Cook Street Was Innocent
Sticker · 3.4"×2"
$6
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Tillicum never
asked for this
Tillicum Never Asked for This
Sticker · 3.8"×1.8"
$6
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1958 – 2026
Blanshard was
a road once
Blanshard Was a Road Once
Sticker · 3.8"×1.9"
$6
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Gorge used to
be gorgeous
now it's just a gorge
Gorge Used to Be Gorgeous
Sticker · 3.8"×1.9"
$6
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HERE LIES
Gorge
Road
1912 – 2026
SURVIVED BY
A BIKE LANE
RIP Gorge Road
Sticker · 2.7"×3.3"
$6
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McKENZIE INTERCHANGE · HWY 1
Two lanes into
five lanes into
two lanes
$96M · 2016 – 2019*  *still in there
Two Lanes Into Five Into Two
Sticker · 4"×2.4"
$6
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KEATING OVERPASS · PROJECT STATUS
$76.8M
to delete one
left turn
EST. SPRING 2025 → 2026
STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION
$76.8M to Delete One Left Turn
Sticker · 3.8"×2.5"
$6
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Why is there a
cement block in
the middle of
the lane?
MAPLEWOOD RD
NOBODY WILL SAY
Why Is There a Cement Block?
Sticker · 3.8"×2.5"
$6
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Why is there
a crosswalk
on Emily Carr?
EMILY CARR DR · CROSSING TO NOWHERE
$6
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Why are there
300 signs on
Wharf Street?
WHARF ST
READ FAST, DECIDE FASTER
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MISSING · LAST SEEN DOWNTOWN
Where did
Humboldt
Street go?
IF FOUND, CONTACT
YOUR COUNCILLOR
$6
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Why do all the
bike lanes end
in Fernwood?
FERNWOOD · WHERE THE
NETWORK GOES TO THINK
???
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COLLECTION 03

The Civic Wing

For the politically activated. Deadpan, dry, and impossible to argue with in a parking lot.

8 designs · $6
Somebody
voted for this
and we're going to find out who
Somebody Voted for This
Sticker · 3.6"×1.9"
$6
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Remember
this in
2026
Remember This in 2026
Sticker · 2.7"×2.7"
$6
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★ CIVIC DUTY ★
Vote like
your lane
depends
on it
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Pylons are not a
transportation plan
(nice try)
$6
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First the lane.
Now right on red.
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THE LANES · THE LEFT TURNS · THE RIGHT ON RED
They've taken
everything
from us
we still have the roundabout. for now.
$6
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PUBLIC NOTICE
This lane was
removed for your
convenience
NO FURTHER CONSULTATION IS PLANNED
Removed for Your Convenience
Sticker · 3.8"×2.3"
$6
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I miss
rights
on reds
A QUIET GRIEF
I Miss Rights on Reds
Sticker · 4"×2.3"
$6
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RIP
Car
Lane
GONE BUT
NOT FORGOTTEN
RIP Car Lane
Sticker · 2.9" headstone die-cut
$6
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Cars
>
Cargo
bikes
Cars > Cargo Bikes
Sticker · 4" oval
$6
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Bike lanes
suck
THESE ONES. SPECIFICALLY.
Bike Lanes Suck
Sticker · 4" bumper
$6
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WELCOME TO
Saanich
City of Road Signs
(IT'S A DISTRICT. THERE'S A SIGN ABOUT IT.)
Saanich — City of Road Signs
Sticker · 4" welcome sign
$6
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WELCOME TO
Victoria
City of Road Signs
POP. 91,867 · SIGNS: MORE THAN THAT
Victoria — City of Road Signs
Sticker · 4" welcome sign
$6
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GREATER VICTORIA CHAPTER

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