◆ SHELBOURNE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION◆ MEMBERSHIP UP 400% (IT'S 5 PEOPLE)◆ NEW BOLLARD SPOTTED ON QUADRA◆ COUNCIL SURVEY HAD ONE QUESTION◆ YOUR LEFT TURN IS IN OUR THOUGHTS◆ DETOUR ENTERS THIRD YEAR◆ COOK STREET IS NOW FUBAR
PUBLIC ENGAGEMENT · PHASE 1 OF 9

Got an idea
for a sticker?

Tell us which intersection ruined your week. The best ones get printed, and you get credited — which is more than the consultation gave you.

Submit an idea → See the queue
STEP 01
You submit
Ninety seconds. No account, no login, no portal.
STEP 02
We read it
Actually read it. By a person. This is the part that usually gets skipped.
STEP 03
It gets printed
Or it doesn't. We'll tell you either way.
STEP 04
You get one free
Your name on the back. Small print, but it's there.
FORM RDRC-11B
Sticker idea
submission
Every field optional except the idea. We are not collecting data for a report nobody reads.
Short and shoutable beats clever. It has to read from the car behind you.
WHAT STAGE OF GRIEF ARE YOU IN
No public hearing required. No delegation to schedule.
WHAT MAKES A GOOD ONE
✓A specific street. Specific is funnier.
✓Something only locals would recognise.
✓Deadpan. Let the absurdity do the work.
MOST SUBMITTED SO FAR
Shelbourne Street
61 separate people. Independently. Unprompted.
THE QUEUE

Under review

Real submissions, real status. Updated more often than the project page you're thinking of.

412 received · 3 reviewed
APPROVED · PRINTING
"Why is there a cement block in the middle of the lane?"
Submitted by K.R. · Maplewood Rd
Nobody could tell them either.
UNDER REVIEW
"I miss rights on reds"
Submitted by 14 people · region-wide
A quiet grief. Now in production.
DEFERRED TO 2031
"A four-way stop would have been fine"
Submitted by J.T. · Cordova Bay
Referred to a subcommittee we invented.
DECLINED
A 400-word essay about one roundabout
Submitted by D.W. · Cordova Bay
Every word correct. Will not fit on a sticker.
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GREATER VICTORIA CHAPTER
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